I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
is it fun? or sober?
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