You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
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btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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