i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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