I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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