i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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