do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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