I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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