do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
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He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Just high enough for therapy.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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