is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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