We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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