a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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