Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
