My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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