he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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