it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
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I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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