Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
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she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
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I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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