Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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