So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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