I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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