their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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