Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
