Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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