Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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