You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
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What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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