I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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