remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Drake has all the answers
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I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
How naked do you want me to be?
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