What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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