3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
no you cant smoke seaweed
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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