I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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