they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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