i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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