Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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