My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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