Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
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I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
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You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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