it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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