Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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