We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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