so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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