I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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