Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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