He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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