I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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