he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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