I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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