Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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