Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I just found puke in my bra..
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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