it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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