Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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