I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Edward fifth and chaser hands
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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