When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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