I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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