You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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