After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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