after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Randomize