Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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