I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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