Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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