He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
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I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
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We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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