It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
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We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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