Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
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I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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