The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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