Where is the hickey?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
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Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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